Terms & Conditions
Effective Date: October 2025
1. Welcome to The World According to Grime
By using this website (https://twatg.grime.net), you agree to the following terms.
If something here sounds too serious, it’s only because lawyers don’t share our sense of humour.
2. What This Site Is About
This site exists to share curious, witty, and occasionally absurd material — including updates about The World According to Grime app, stories, and news.
We do not sell anything directly, but may later provide links, downloads, or promotional materials.
3. Fair Use & Originality
All text, images, and other content on this site belong to Graeme Brooke unless otherwise credited.
You’re welcome to quote or share small excerpts with credit and a link back.
Don’t republish or redistribute full articles, images, or code without permission.
4. Subscriptions & Emails
If you subscribe using your email, you agree to receive occasional updates or news.
We promise not to spam you or sell your address.
You can unsubscribe at any time via the link in our emails or by contacting world@grime.net.
5. External Links
Sometimes we link to other sites — curiosities, inspirations, or friends of Grime.
We’re not responsible for the content or privacy practices of those sites. Proceed with your usual internet scepticism.
6. Disclaimer
All content here is provided for entertainment, education, and occasional enlightenment.
While we strive for accuracy, The World According to Grime makes no guarantees about completeness or reliability.
Use the information here at your own discretion (and, ideally, with a raised eyebrow).
7. Liability
We won’t be liable for any loss, damage, or existential crisis resulting from use of this site.
In short: enjoy the absurdity, but don’t sue the absurdist.
8. Changes to These Terms
We may update these Terms & Conditions from time to time.
The latest version will always be published here, with an updated “Effective Date.”
9. Contact Us
Questions, corrections, or philosophical challenges?
Email world@grime.net and we’ll respond — possibly with sincerity, possibly with wit.